Warren

Warren is Dovah's sweet little pet-play submissive kitty, famous for being a prolific Crybaby and opponent of Palestine. Warren is known for being mostly opposed to and having frequent controversy within the Dovahhatty community to a strange degree, considering he is a well-known, high-ranking, and all-round prolific member.

Scandals:
-  Role play  In a Dovahhatty 'Patron Only' Discord channel, Warren engaged in detailed role-play. This included messages such as "rubs tummy" "pats head" UwU and "Give me attention daddy!" This sparked debate and insight into the possibility of a sexual relationship between the two, and gained Warren quite a reputation as being one of Dovah's more dedicated followers.

-  Welsh genocide  Warren has gone on record as stating that he had shot "around 7,000+" Welshman on a sunday. Warren stated they were "Funny, funny looking". Quite the achievement, but upon being questioned about the legality of these Actions, he said that he "Dont need a license on a sunday". Critics called this a blatant admittance of Genocide, however the English court of law does permit the shooting of a welshman with a long bow on a sunday.

-  The overdose  Warren had overdosed on krokodil, and melted in an underpass within the city of Liverpool England. Upon being questioned about the incident Warren has been quoted as saying "OwO". Upon hearing about this dovah became very upset. He started accusing members of providing the drug to Warren. After the accusations were done with dovah had started persecuting random members on the official dovahhatty discord server. Methods of persecution ranged from "Coping" to "Seething" Upon a "Successful interigation" Dovahhatty would cut their nuts off or perform live surgery. Most of Dovahs victims did not survive. Upon hearing about this Discord hq had authorized the use of nuclear weapons on Sao Paulo Brazil, Which resulted in dovahs farm being destroyed. Ever since dovah has been very cranky as he misses his "Siestas" or naptime.

- Purple Aki Warren has been quoted as saying "I sucked some guy off when I was like 14 boo hoo... i enjoyed it.". This Warrens favorite quote but as always it is not without controversy. This sentence has further hurt his relations with the Dovahhatty community. A screen shot of this message was spammed on mass in anything Dovahhatty related, Some of us more scholarly individual's have connected the dots with what information we have. /his/torians now beileive that he was molested by pyrple aki so it must be true.

- Lebanon bombing Warren is also known for his close friendship to Sam Hyde and believed agent of Mossad. He has been seen on occasion exchanging comically large brief cases with the terrorist. This all came to head in the 2020 with the Lebanese big kaboom. As Warren was seen with Sam Hyde right before the incident. Warren still has yet to make a comment.

- (U.S.S liberty) incident Warren has stated that he has something to do with the U.S.S liberty Bombing. /His/torians have interpreted this is him playing some minor role in the bombing; However with the declassification of Israeli's documents, we have learned that warren is actually the commander that authorized the bombing of the U.S.S liberty. This has changed our understanding of what role Warren plays in the Isreali government.

Fun Facts:
- Warren has collected 46 chromosomes. Its a rather impressive collection.

- Being a special breed of hybrid femboy, Warren posseses 4 multicolored testicles of extreme proportion, rapidly gyrating by way of helicopter rotor. These genitals are suspected to originate from experimental Israeli military technology.

- Warren and his boyfriend go to different schools, with Warren's boyfriend living in Liverpool.

- Warren is a scouse dog.

- Warren is big chungus

- Upon being made into a pet of mr. funny swag without Warren's knowledge, Warren stated that "I'm not a pet of anyone other than my bf."

Quotes:
- "Actual FUCKING INCELS IN THIS DISCORD TRYING TO STALK ME BECAUSE YOU CANT COPE"

- "This is what you get. The Domvs is ours now. You and your friends aren't welcome anymore. You'll slowly fade into dust and well be here supporting Dovahhatty forever. You deserve this. Hopefully I never have to interact with you plebbit bitchass."

- "you know what i think you are? I think you're a recruiter. You lure lonely people in to your little discord, and you turn them into radicals, and they want to murder and rape. The national front. America first."

_ "Lol"

- "I'm 100% sympathetic of Fascism."

- "I sucked some guy off when I was like 14 boo hoo... i enjoyed it."

- "I am 100% Pakistani".

- "Yo mama so fat she deid".

- "Big chungus".

- "Dovah is my daddy"

- "Dovah is actually a really nice person, he gives me belly rubs and cleans up after me when I make a pUwU oopsie woopsie".