Mr Funny Swag

Mr. Funny Swag is the most chad Albanian to ever exist since Skanderbeg who currently resides as a warlord in the People's Republic of Houston. Funny swag rivals both vaush and india in the smell department.

Unlike Dovahatty, Mr. Funny Swag:

Early Life
Mr funny swag born: Cletus carl jebadiah O'Really jones Deryl jimmy Dunken Olsen gilbert McDonalds Walker Lee Bin-Al Bagdadi was born in a trash can as the result of a chair leg abortion. He said he grew up in a city full of shadow people frequant wars of men clad in red vs men clad in blue has destroyed his city he also stated the water supply is doodoo based. Mr funny swag moved to albania at the age of 5 where he quickly developed autism and honed his aspergic skills; he can fill an entire room with feces in mere seconds. after meating up with saint nigmar, he found the holy light and became an orthodox pastor in Waco Texas. He sucked

Career & Mid Life
in Albania, Mr. funny swag met and befriended an orthodox missionary from California named Nigmar Beelzebue. he "showed him the light" and convinced him to return to America with him. he took up residence in Waco Texas in 1929, at the age of 30. he began work as an orthodox pastor, but after experiencing the hardships of the great depression he had to work as a room shit filler, taking full advantage of his talents. in 1931 he got married to an Alexandria Lochard, and soon after had kids. in 1932, in the worst dust storm of the dust bowl, his wife and 2 sons were swept away never to be seen again. Nigmar would later say "that got-damned dust storm got er... IT DONE GOT-ER!" in response to the fatalities of the dust storm. After that mr funny swag decided it is high time he returns to ancestral homeland of Appalachia where he lived out the rest eating dip and drinking moon shine, during this time he became the ghingis khan of west Virginia. The show squid billies is also based off of his time in west Virginia.

he sucked both royal pain's dick and caio's

Late Life
in 1960, after living in waco for 31 years, moved to west virginia where he was never seen again

he would pass on at september 8 1981