Hurtchain

Hurtchain is a 24 year old homosexual alcoholic from rural Saskatchewan. He is widely renounced as being the funniest reliqueer because of that one time on New Years Eve of 2020 when he became extremely inebriated, causing him to go into a rant about liberals, communists, french people, marxism, and murica for some reason. He also really hates libtards and the C*MMIES for breeding them Marxist ideals on US soil. His race is unknown.

Origins
I literally know nothing about him so uhhhh just put some shit here if you know what godforsaken hole he crawled out of

Quotes
he said a lot of funny shit on 12/31/20 but i dont remember what exactly, just think of some funny drunk shit

Fun Facts
he's gay

he flashed his dick in vc once

he flashed his dick in my dms once (he's gay)

he groomed a 14 year old for 2 years by the name of "mini devs"